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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 02:15

What movies have not aged well?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper

Octopussy

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”Ah so!”

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Moonraker

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why did the Greek city state never form an empire?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

You Only Live Twice

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From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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